Telethon

12" / CD / Digital

Released: August 20th, 2021

Telethon recorded this over the course of the year 2020. It was finished in early 2021. A lot of effort and human blood (our own) went into making it. Gene Jacket played nearly all of his keyboard parts with a broken wrist, which was obtained via botched drop-in on a quarter pipe. Kevin broke his glasses during the recording of this album while in a verbal brawl with Psycho J about the guitar solo in “Bad Dudes”. Gene miraculously used a Bic lighter to fix the glasses and they remain fixed to this day. One of Gru’s lovable and hardworking Minions was sadly destroyed during a fit of temporary group bloodlust. Drum was recovering from a broken butthole during the months preceding this album’s recording. No, seriously! He’s fine now though. Strong and solid; a good boy.

Tracklist:

1. Shit (Jansport)
2. Selfstarter A.E.
3. Do You Know What I Mean (or Not)
4. Outstandingly (The Riviera)
5. Panorama (The Polynesian)
6. Masterationalizer
7. Checker Drive
8. House of the Future, Pt. 4
9. Marlinspike
10. Positively Clark Street
11. Cyan
12. Worm Dirt
13. Travelator
14. Barry's Interlude - Bad Dudes
15. Snowing (Alien vs. Bandana Man)
16. Matrix (One Down At Least)

Pressing Information

First Press:
500: Oceania